Volume 12 Issue 1

Horny for Authority

I have a confession. First of all, I’m glad this column is anonymous, because I already know how the student body would feel about my situation; how my feelings go against the grain of the politics on this campus. I’m used to ruffling some feathers, but I’ve yet to experience being the antagonist of an entire community, and I’d prefer if things stay that way. I’m not exactly sure how to go about this, so I’ll just preface it by saying that I can’t help but feel what I feel.