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Return to Lesbos

Return to Lesbos

On any given night, you will find Kira doing one of two things: at her sewing machine, crafting her very own, abstractly Sapphic wardrobe, or alternatively, taking loving care of her dog Louie. But don’t let her 4’11 frame fool you, folks. Kira is the embodiment of pure lesbian top energy, and will fight pretty much anyone who is ableist, mean to dogs, or hurts her close friends. Kira gets her style inspiration from gay pulp fiction covers featuring ‘50s cowboys and housewives, and half of her closet is iconic dad fits. When she can’t afford the off-the-wall, weird, statement-making pieces that make her style unique, she just makes them herself. Powerful.

Self-Satisfying Sport Chic

Self-Satisfying Sport Chic

Let’s be frank: the best-dressed person at Reed is probably Samrath. A junior math-stats major who testifies to being “all about my legs,” Samrath is a regular renaissance man who spends his time brunching at Proud Mary, making his own face masks, and dancing. Among his favorite things, lemurs rank pretty high. You can catch him working at the Duke Lemur Center, where he has spent the last five summers, during his time away from Reed. Among some other favorites are poetry and pictures of himself (sources say he displayed framed photos of himself and his lemurs in his dorm during his first year at Reed). If he could recommend one book to our readers it would probably be The History of Silence by Pedro Zarraluki. From this book he learned the power and beauty of every now and then shutting the fuck up and enjoying the silence. Most importantly, Samrath describes his look as “self-satisfying sport chic and always fun.”

Steal Her Look

Steal Her Look

Do you watch 2000's reality TV, drink Dunkin’ Donuts on your balcony, or pine for the life of a goose? Because if you do, you might be Marnie. A junior classics major, Marnie spends most of her time in the company of Plautus and Terence. Her favorite color is RED (with a caps-lock level of intensity). When asked about her style, she described it as “a high power lesbian lawyer, but on the weekend.” Wanna steal her look? Catch Marnie on the second floor of the ETC.

Adding Insult to Injury

Adding Insult to Injury

Ever met a History-Literature major at Reed? Now you have! Meet Sophia Lila Ellingson, a junior at Reed who likes to describe her fashion sense as “adding insult to injury.” If you’re looking to hang out with Sophia, her hobbies include killing two birds with one stone and calling a spade a spade. Sophia’s favorite color, “once in a blue moon,” can’t be found in your average crayon box, and please, don’t let the literature half of her major fool you—she never judges a book by its cover.

From Cat Dad to Pool Jock

From Cat Dad to Pool Jock

“Who’s that high school stoner?” It’s Alli Fatone! Find them carrying their new kitten in a backpack hanging from the front of their body because the kitten likes to see where he’s going. Alli’s passions range from swimming with dolphins to Taco Bell. Their outfits range from Cat Dad to Pool Jock. Catch them in the Pool Hall wearing the best flannel and (90% of the time) jeans. Alli doesn’t like specific labels, though. They instead prefer to think of all their outfits as “gay as fuck” because they are “gay as fuck.” A motto to live by.